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Some pig, Indeed!
April 1, 2014 3:24 AM

Four Legs good, two legs bad, yeah, yeah. But what about eight legs? Shortly before my mom died, she struck up a deep friendship with a pig (no judging, please), and so I grew up hanging out on a farm with this pig’s large brood. Recently, three of the siblings rose to a position of prominence on the farm. But, other than being asked to come up with short propogandistic slogans every night, I feel my interests, and the interests of my fellow arachnids, are being overlooked. What could I weave on my web tonight to express my sense of being used for a cause I don’t feel represents me at all? Note: the shorter the word or phrase, the better -- I can only shit out so much silk.
posted by silkscream to Grab Bag around (12 answers total) 4 users marked this as a favorite
 
"LOL WTF"
posted by town of cats at 9:47 PM on March 31, 2014 [8 favorites]


'Porcine pravda too particularist'
posted by bertran at 9:58 PM on March 31, 2014


"BACON YUM"
posted by His thoughts were red thoughts at 11:38 PM on March 31, 2014 [5 favorites]


Have you considered using emoji?
posted by NoraReed at 11:50 PM on March 31, 2014 [3 favorites]


You can do it! With the help of some medication.
posted by b33j at 2:42 AM on April 1, 2014 [1 favorite]


FUCK
THIS
SHIT
posted by Pronoiac at 2:47 AM on April 1, 2014 [3 favorites]


WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.
ZUCK?
posted by drlith at 7:04 AM on April 1, 2014 [3 favorites]


https://www.thinkgeek.com/product/1ba2/?icpg=Carousel_StarTrekRosettaStoneforKlingon_4
posted by Jacen at 7:29 AM on April 1, 2014


SO
DONE

posted by maryr at 9:30 AM on April 1, 2014 [2 favorites]



   --> THAT'LL DO <--


posted by rouftop at 9:31 AM on April 1, 2014 [9 favorites]


UP YOUR SPOUT
posted by The corpse in the library at 9:52 AM on April 1, 2014


HURF DURF
HAM EATER
posted by gnomeloaf at 11:26 AM on April 1, 2014 [1 favorite]


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