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April 1, 2014 9:54 AM

Discreet tattoo removal required ASAP!! Location: Stockholm.
posted by NilsB to Sports, Hobbies, & Recreation around (9 answers total) 4 users marked this as a favorite
 
Did you get one of those damn dragon tattoos that were all the rage a few years back?
posted by limeonaire at 9:31 PM on March 31, 2014 [3 favorites]


Are you sure you deserve to have the tattoo removed?
posted by lovecrafty at 10:00 PM on March 31, 2014 [2 favorites]


Look, it's not going to a problem for you, for very long. Relax and get used to it.
posted by b33j at 2:28 AM on April 1, 2014 [2 favorites]


You might want the mods to anonymize this question. Although, considering how some tattoo artists operate nowadays, that might not do anything.
posted by Sticherbeast at 2:47 AM on April 1, 2014


It depends on how big the tattoo is - if it's small, you could probably go to any legit laser surgeon and be done with it in a few sessions. Anything big and ostentatious and, well, it depends how badly you need to hide it. At least a doctor's office would be bound by confidentiality so if you're hinting that you want to find out through the whisper stream, I think you wouldn't stay under cover long enough.

If I were you I'd flip the problem around and focus on giving other people tattoos. That way you won't be the only person in your circle with a tattoo that's hard to explain.
posted by tel3path at 6:49 AM on April 1, 2014 [1 favorite]


I'm just impressed you could get a tattoo on your stockholm. That can really sting.
posted by Mchelly at 6:55 AM on April 1, 2014 [14 favorites]


DYI! Use sandpapers of decreasing grit, followed up by some 000 steel wool. Then rub in some mineral oil for sheen and you're good.
posted by a humble nudibranch at 10:56 AM on April 1, 2014


Burn mark. Get yourself a grand burnmark and you'll get skin transplant from your thigh. Very anonymously. I'd recommend sitting one one of those camp stoves, that's so popular in Sweden. Good luck!
posted by Rabarberofficer at 1:42 PM on April 1, 2014


If money is no object, I know a guy in Switzerland. You're going to want to be discreet, so if you have some way to blend in I'd suggest you bring it along.
posted by psoas at 2:02 PM on April 1, 2014


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