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April 1, 2014 11:24 AM

Help us make moonshine to celebrate Independence Day during our stay abroad! Recipes and methods welcome. Difficulty level: can’t leave campsite. We do have access to a stove.
posted by Bound4NeutralGround to Travel & Transportation around (5 answers total) 3 users marked this as a favorite
You'll need to collect allllll the potato rations you can get your hands on, then a basic ferment and distillation. Maybe the guys from the other camp can pitch in some recipes; theirs is guaranteed not to blind anyone.

And don't jostle the stove too, too much. Danny doesn't like the vibrations.
posted by Elsa at 9:57 PM on March 31, 2014 [1 favorite]

I was going to strongly recommend against this but, really, everyone's going to die anyway so might as well. And even if you do lose your eyesight there are ways you can mask that if you start practicing.
posted by mountmccabe at 5:11 AM on April 1, 2014 [1 favorite]

The distillation process can take a while, though, so keep yourself busy in the meantime. You got a baseball handy?
posted by Cash4Lead at 5:55 AM on April 1, 2014 [2 favorites]

You're going to be a pain in the ass to the rangers at the campsite. You and your friends sound like a bunch of bad apples.
posted by cmfletcher at 7:43 AM on April 1, 2014

I'd go searching for 'shrooms instead. Ask any leprechaun you stumble across on the campsite. Good luck!
posted by Rabarberofficer at 2:01 PM on April 1, 2014

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