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April 1, 2014 9:34 AM

My two friends and I like trying out new recipes, the stranger the better. However, we’ve run across a tricky one, and we’re having trouble tracking down some very specific ingredients. Where can we legally obtain Nose of Turk, Tartar’s Lips, and the finger of a birth-strangled babe? Also, related: what specifically does a Jew have to say in order to have blasphemed?
posted by Which Witch to Food & Drink around (8 answers total)
If a Jew is on the set of that well-known Scottish play, saying its name would be blasphemy enough.
posted by limeonaire at 9:32 PM on March 31, 2014

I think you're taking this whole "What am I, chopped liver?" shtick a little too seriously.
posted by Conrad Cornelius o'Donald o'Dell at 10:24 PM on March 31, 2014

You can get most of that stuff at Trader Joe's, I think.
posted by His thoughts were red thoughts at 11:27 PM on March 31, 2014 [11 favorites]

Wear gloves - some of that stuff will really stain your hands!
posted by moonmilk at 6:17 AM on April 1, 2014 [2 favorites]

I guess I'm a boring, unadventurous Midwestern provincial when it comes to fusion cuisine, but those recipes are just plain weird, sister!
posted by FelliniBlank at 8:57 AM on April 1, 2014

When will you three meet again? Because some of this stuff can be ordered, but shipping takes forever.
posted by jeather at 9:05 AM on April 1, 2014 [5 favorites]

and the price is high, so high...your very soul
posted by a humble nudibranch at 10:54 AM on April 1, 2014

Standard blasphemy is along the lines of "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah."
posted by Huffy Puffy at 1:15 PM on April 1, 2014 [3 favorites]

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