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time sensitive panserbjørne dilemma
April 1, 2014 5:24 AM

Need good protective gear for upcoming competition. Difficulty: must ship to Svalbard. I have Amazon Prime.
posted by BareKing to Clothing, Beauty, & Fashion around (5 answers total) 6 users marked this as a favorite
 
The best armorers don't use Amazon and they usually want you to pick up in person so they can do final measurements/hammer outs with you right there. Some of them might alter from stock though if you can get someone to pick up for you and then do the transport. Do you know anyone with a hot air balloon or any witches? The witches would be especially good because the daemon could fly messages back and forth with measurements, etc.
posted by Snarl Furillo at 9:43 PM on March 31, 2014 [6 favorites]


You might just want to go on the offense, see if you can take out your opponent before you'll need good armor. Do you have access to flamethrowers?
posted by NoraReed at 11:47 PM on March 31, 2014


Wait, I remember your previous questions - what happened to your old gear? Can you get a friend to help you find it?
posted by moonmilk at 6:39 AM on April 1, 2014 [4 favorites]


Yeah I think trying to find something locally is going to be a better bet than shipping. Real bears don't get stuff shipped, anyway. Are you a real panserbjørne or some kind of human wannabe, anyway?
posted by bleep at 7:04 AM on April 1, 2014 [1 favorite]


I'm going to have to jaw you a bit for not having a good set of armor already, but just get a few quality pieces of thick iron instead of a thinner suit with more coverage. Don't waste money on stuff like gilding, this is utilitarian equipment, not a fashion show.
posted by Small Dollar at 5:05 PM on April 1, 2014


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